Tonight, on the train home. I sit down next to a man I don’t know, who’s already jabbering away on his mobile telephone to someone else I don’t know, about things that don’t interest me. Then something piques my interest. I pause my iPod and listen in. And remember, I only have one side of this conversation. But it went like this:

- Didn’t you know I’m working for eBay now?
- Yeah, X months now.
- It’s fucked.
- Maybe a year ago. But it’s fucked now.
- Total lost cause.
- I’m a Senior Manager, XXXX . Yeah, dealing with XXX.
- They had me in for 13 interviews.
- Yeah. Fucking ridiculous.
- Fucking stupid.
- Haven’t got a clue.
- The Managing Director’s an idiot.

X = details I have edited to protect the indiscreet.