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My talk to Priory School Leavers, November 2011
Having a clear-out recently, I found a talk I gave to the GSCE leavers from my old school Priory in Lewes in November 2011. It was for their certificate evening, where they celebrated exam success ... Read more » - Short story: Pier Review
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The emphasis is mine, btw.
You were reading the Mail?!
Concerned chums are concerned.
(I kinda like the layout though. “If you know which page the free offer’s on, you don’t need to take advantage of it.”)
You don’t just need reading glasses if you read the Mail.
You need a brain transplant.
Perhaps an ear trumpet, some werther’s originals and a Nazi uniform too!
How nice not to need these specs to see you again!
Welcome back to the land of the living….