A young man walks into a pub. He’s from faraway, his English isn’t the best, but he’s trying hard. The barmaid couldn’t be less helpful.
Him: A beer please.
Her: Ale or lager?
Him: Yes, a large beer.
Her: What beer?
Him: Normal beer.
Her: (quickly) Carling, Grolsch or Coors Light?
Him: (pausing) Yes.
Her: Lots of people like Grolsch.
Him: Yes Grolsch please.
* Formerly Brighton Scenes… but now I have crossed the border…thus the new name.