HOVErheard*: The Tattoo
Two very reasonable parents discuss the tattoo their student son has just got on his arm. You get the sense the parents have had some wild days themselves and are hardly prudish. Mother is doing most of the talking. Mum: It is very big though, isn't it? Boy: No, it's not. Mum: And well, it isn't very nice either. Son: I wanted something unique. Personal. It's a statement. Mum: I'm just very concerned that you'll regret it in the future. Son: Everyone has tattoos. Dad: (quietly) I thought you were trying to be different. Mum: And it is very disappointing that you used ... Read more »



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