Overheard. Two men and a woman in a pub: both fancy their chances with her. There has been much flirtation and a bit of bawdiness.
Woman: So you’re a plumber.
Man 1: He’s a heating engineer, there is a different.
Woman: (Chastened) Oh. How’s business?
Man 2: Shit.
Man 1: He’s going to become a baker.
Woman: Why’s that?
Man 1: So that next year someone round here makes some decent bread.
(They all laugh at this well-rehearsed line.)