Brighton Scenes #4*
Two men overheard on the London Bridge train as it waited to depart:
- How was xx and xy's wedding?
- Not bad. But we had to buy our own booze.
- Thought it was no expense spared?
- Got fed. And a glass of champagne for the toast.
- The way xy was talking, you'd expect the full works and then some.
- Yeah. They had goldfish in the vases on every table.
- And no booze?
- One of the goldfish jumped out of ours and died on the tablecloth.
- Fucking 'ell.
- It was probably too hot in there.
*Part of my irregular 'Brighton Scenes' series.
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