First Man: Seen that Andrew Lloyd-Webber programme with Graham Norton?
Second Man: The Eurovision one? Yeah. Bollocks innit.
First Man: Nah. I reckon Lloyd-Webber’s the man. He knows his stuff. He might win it for us.
Second Man: Win it? All block-voting these days. Even Ireland can’t win it. All East Europeans these days.
First Man: Lloyd-Webber gives us a fighting chance. (Taps temple with his finger). He’s not just a pretty face.