In the immortal words of Noel Coward, “I’m old fashioned…” but unlike the master, I don’t have much of an affinity with buying shoes. When I find a pair that last and suit, well, I’m happy and I’ll wear them til they fall apart.
I’m just about there with my current shoes. I like them but they’re done. I’ve already had two sorties to footwear emporia, both ended in failure. All I want is a pair of Clarks size 9 Desert Brogues. I headed to the Clarks website in hope I could purchase a pair. It’s a designer’s wet dream of flash animation and ever so sexy navigation… but there’s no hope for a man who wants some shoes. You can’t bag a pair of Desert Brogues… you can’t buy anything! It feels like lunacy to this earnest and loyal shoe buyer.
A bit of time on Google threw up nothing and I am still a man who needs shoes.To the lovely people at Clarks, see above, size 9 Desert Brogues. I want them. Please, please make it easy for me to buy them on online.